Application For Dating my Daughter!

Alan Smyth —  March 17, 2019 — 2 Comments

On a previous blog post entitled “10 Rules for Dating my Daughter”  went viral. Through the magic of Social Media, there were literally millions of people from around the world who joined in the conversation. It was by far the most viewed and “shared” blog post so far in the life of this project. In fact lots of people even asked about a shirt with those 10 rules printed on it. So in an effort to give the Dads what they want, we have the now  famous “Rules for Dating my Daughter” T-shirt. We have an online store with lots of other fun products. Check it out HERE.

In case you missed the blog, “10 Rules for Dating my Daughter” post. Click HERE

It was really fun to see Dads around the world unite around this funny little take on daughters beginning to date. I obviously struck a nerve with this topic. It is no surprise to me that Dads of daughters united around this topic. As a follow up blog, I wanted to pass along another handy tool that you may want to use with your daughter’s suitor.

Application for Dating my Daughter

  1. Name_______________ GPA _________________
  2. Athletic Accomplishments ______________________________________
  3. In 50 words or less, explain what “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” means.
  4. I hope this application doesn’t ask ____________________
  5. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
  6. (Over/Under) 25 times having seen Braveheart (If less than 5 times, need not apply!)

Signed _______________________________________

Please allow 4-6 years for processing.

Any contact during the review period could cause a delay.

IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING, WE HAVE TURNED THIS APPLICATION INTO A SHIRT AS WELL! See our ONLINE STORE.

Also, in case you were wondering, all of this is done in good fun and meant to be kind of an inside joke for Dad’s who have daughters!

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Ok, but seriously…. Here is a brief thought: Most of what your daughter will use to screen a potential boyfriend will be her experience of watching you with your wife. How you treat women will be how she will expect to be treated. You shouldn’t actually need a list of rules or an application if you are doing your part by showing her what a great guy looks like. She will look for someone like you!

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Alan Smyth

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I have been married to Sharon for 33 years. We have two kids, Brittany (29) and Trevor (25) I am the Senior Vice President for Saving Innocence. I have a passion for my family and have learned a few things along the way.

2 responses to Application For Dating my Daughter!

  1. My question is would you be okay with the boy’s mom having a similar application in which she threatens to hurt or kill your daughter? And is it okay if another dad threatens your son? Also how do reconcile the word of God with this application?

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