On a previous blog post entitled “10 Rules for Dating my Daughter” practically went viral. Through the magic of Social Media, there were literally people from around the world who piped in with comments. It was by far the most viewed and “shared” blog post so far in the life of this project. In fact several people even asked about a shirt with those 10 rules printed on it. So in an effort to give the Dads what they want, we have the now famous “Rules for Dating my Daughter” T-shirt. We have set up an online store with lots of fun products. Check it out HERE.
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It was really fun to see Dads everywhere unite around this funny little take on daughters beginning to date. I obviously struck a nerve with this topic. It is no surprise to me that Dads of daughters united around this frightening topic. As a follow up blog, I wanted to pass along another handy tool that you may want to use with your daughter’s suitor.
Application for Dating my Daughter
- Name_______________ DOB _________________
- Height _____ Weight ____ I.Q. _____ (If below 140, need not apply)
- Athletic Accomplishments ______________________________________
- Church you attend ____________________________________________
- In 50 words or less, explain what “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” means.
- In 50 words or less, explain what “LATE” means.
- Complete the following:
The last place I would want to be shot is _________________
If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want broken is ______________
The one thing I hope this application doesn’t ask is ____________________
8. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
9. Have you ever been fingerprinted?
10. Give location of any identifying birth marks or tattoos.
11. List all hard assets, liquid cash and financial liabilities.
12. (Over/Under) 25 times having seen Braveheart (If less than 5 times, need not apply!)
I hearby swear that all of the above information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death and / or dismemberment.
Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not call, write or e-mail. Any contact during processing could cause a delay.
IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING, WE HAVE TURNED THIS APPLICATION INTO A SHIRT AS WELL! See our ONLINE STORE.
Ok, but seriously…. Here is a brief thought: Most of what your daughter will use to screen a potential boyfriend will be her experience of watching you with your wife. How you treat women will be how she will expect to be treated. You shouldn’t actually need a list of rules or an application if you are doing your part by showing her what a great guy looks like. She will look for someone like you!